Loneliness

 For a brief period, stuffed animals were positively en vogue at Parkwood Cemetery, resulting in enough soggy bears to give any child nightmares for years. Thankfully it seems to have been a passing fad, like Pogs. Remember Pogs? Of course you don't, they were stupid. I have the sneaking suspicion that it's a fad (stuffed animals, not Pogs) that is seasonal, rather than a one shot deal, but hopefully this will be one of the very, very, very few times I am actually wrong about something.

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What extremely long posting break I have no idea what you are talking about and I resent the implication sir I will have you know that your allegations are completely ridiculous I have been diligently attending this website without any bizarre offputting pause and furthermore-